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I'm a Klingon, BITCH!!

This phrase is pretty much useful in any situation. It shows that you are a higher individuals than others.

In a game of baseball, Johnny has just pitched a no-hitter.
Teammate: How'd you do that?
Johnny: 'Cause I'm a Klingon, BITCH!!

A mom sends a very upset Veroniqua upstairs.
Mom: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Veroniqua: I'm a FUCKIN Klingon, BITCH!!!!

by Ass Kicka May 11, 2011

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Klingon mind meld

The act of intercepting an incoming headbutt with one of your own. Not a particularly wise course of action unless one has an exceptionally tough skull, or your opponent was foolish enough to headbutt someone wearing a helmet.

I saw Frank and Scooter fighting behind the gas station. Frank grabbed him and went for a headbutt, but Scooter reared back and turned it into a Klingon mind meld!

by PTTG May 3, 2015


Klingon Bird of Prey

When you clean your plate at Captain D's and they give you a sucker.

Cory executed the Klingon Bird of Prey on New Year's Eve.

by PoolHallian January 2, 2008

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klingons on the starboard bow

Expression used as a warning by person 1 when someone known mutually to 1 and 2, whom 2 does not wish to meet, comes into view. Don't Look Now, but ..., From a more literal usage in the original series of Star Trek.

Joe: I don't want to meet the Wirrals tonight, okay?
Mike (looking over Joe's shoulder): Umm ... Klingons on the starboard bow.
Joe: They're HERE?! Get me out of here.
Mike: Right this way ...,

by Fearman August 11, 2007

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Klingon Ghetto Sled

A low-level Space transport used by Klingons to raid or conquer other aliens and their resources.

They attacked a colony with a Klingon ghetto sled instead of a Bird of Prey

by jondich February 8, 2020


Klingonization

The act of taking a fictional language such as Klingon, Gallifreyan, or even Minionese and making it easier for fans to create a sort of lexicon and use it themselves.

I think they made the Minions' speech more recognizable as an act of Klingonization.

by Weirdo413 August 31, 2015


Klingon opera

Loud and violent vomiting. The act of disgorging the contents of one's stomach in a manner befitting a warrior. The barbaric yawp of the technicolor yawn.

I don't know what he ate at that food cart, but he's been performing a Klingon opera for the past ten minutes.

by Tombstone_DK November 7, 2015