Rural Dictionary

knob

The penis. Hence, "to gobble the knob" (to perform oral sex on a male).

Dude, zip your pants back up, your knob is hanging out!

by Brown Sugar March 20, 2003

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The act of taking out someones door knob while there asleep with the lights off, so that you can then place your dick inside the hole where the doorknob once stood. Once the dick is in the hole you then proceed to knock on the door, in result some poor unsuspecting soul(probably one of your friends) comes to open the door, therefor having him grab hold of your dick, so that you can brag about it the next day.

One night, a group of friends decided to play a prank on young Dylan, by unscrewing his doorknob and shoving their dick in the hole, and then knocking. Little did poor Dylan know that he was about to get knobbed, and that nothing but a dick awaiting the grip of his hand. The friends all had a good laugh, and little Dylan was scarred for life.

by Mocoholi September 2, 2010

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knob

n.: A delectably crude term for the circumcised human male penis, esp. if the head is wide in diameter

vt.: To penetrate coarsely during sex, esp. with mostly the head of the penis, rather than inserting the entire shaft

"Knob" as a noun: Nude and kneeling before his knob, she made him horny for a blowjob.

"Knob" as a transitive verb: 1) Insecure about his short shaft but proud of his wide cockhead, he knobs his lover's pussy in order to accentuate the positive. 2) Mr. Doe couldn't stop fantasizing while making love with his wife that for once he'd like to knob her hole like the stud he really is.

by V. Cummings August 2, 2006

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