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When your having sex with a girl and she asks you to put on a condom, you pull out a Kraft Singles Mac & Cheese cheese packet that you've been saving in your pocket, and open it to fake the sound of a condom wrapper opening. Later, when she asks you to go down on her, you pour the cheese into her pussy to make it taste better.
"She asked me to go down on her!"
"Daaaamn that sucks!"
"It's okay, I used The Kraft Singles Method. I was able to hit it raw, and get a snack!"
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Any popular song, or "single" track that has been so overly processed in the studio that the original artist's voice is barely recognizable.
"Wow, Ali Lohan's recording an album, huh?" "Yeah, can't wait to her her new Kraft Single."
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someone who steals cheese from a party
"did you hear that nick bitetto stole cheese from a party?"
"yeah he's the kraft singles bandit!!"
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a Kraft Dinner Deluxe is your plain regular macaroni and cheese with sliced hot dog saussages in it, so it doesn't look as cheap.
Somebody in the working class (welfare, low income or anything related to that also applies) whos trying to improve their image or to make things appear nicer by buying/using/wearing cheap fashionable items. For example, copies of Tommy Hilfiger or Baby Phatt.
Picture Shirley and Steve in your local Bingo parlor for instance.
I passed by a flea market today and I saw so many Kraft Dinner Deluxe.
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the act of placing all the contents of a box of uncooked kraft dinner into the vaginal honeypot and then proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse. Following the vigorous pounding(the noodles should feel al dente) then ejaculate into the mixture. Then the woman starts to gyrate to blend all the ingredients together to create the main course. Queef immediately, serves four.
Mike: I picked up this fine piece of ass last night and we were both hungry. So we made kraft dinner hotpot.
Jeff: That sounds tasty
Mike: We have leftovers if you want some?
Jeff: No I'm good. My girl and I shared a canadian sizzler this morning.
Mike: Nice!!!
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- Touted with saving the lives of literally some a college student, Kraft dinner is entirely unnatural and essentially evil. The noodles are made from failed dreams and the cheesish part is a mild sedative tasked with eslaving the free peoples of the North to its insipid corporate masters.
- Very reasonably priced in most markets.
- Yo, Where's Wallace?
- KD'd (Kraft Dinner'd) last night. Sad times.
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When a person feeds into their knee-jerk reactions that form quickly and are easy to indulge because they never work for anything and always take the easy way out (and are worse off for it).
Credit: Elle Vee
He called my "crazy" in the middle of a fight, rather than working to find the root of the problem. Probably felt good to throw out some Kraft Dinner emotions instead of trying to solve anything. I dumped his ass immediately.
She said Amelia dressed like a whore because she felt insecure. Rather than recognizing her own worth, she fed into her Kraft Dinner emotions and is all the worse for it.