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A Krispy Kreme Job (KKJ) is an oral sex position. An erect penis penetrates a warm glazed donut followed shortly by a blowjob. Everyone is happy.
Bob: How was the blowjob last night?
Kevin: Oh she loved it. We tried the Krispy Kreme Job, it was like a cream filled donut to her and a trip to heaven for me.
Bob: That sounds marvelous; do you think I should try it with my wife?
Kevin: Hell yes. She'd love it.
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When a man has sex with a woman while wearing a Krispy Kreme doughnut around his penis. He gives her a creampie and then she proceeds to eat the doughnut.
He wanted to give me a sticky flapjack, but I told him that I wanted a Krispy Kreme Pie instead.
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A sex move where the recipient female is being intercoursed from the rear, in the canine style, and just before her partner ejaculates, he pulls an ass cheek to the side so as to expose her butthole, and using the other hand, gives the female's butthole a hard, swift, open palm slap in a smooth, downward motion, so as to cause a warm, stinging sensation. At this point, the male partner ejaculates onto the freshly slapped butthole, thereby "glazing the donut."
"My girl likes sex a little rough, so she always asks for a hot krispy kreme to finish up the booty call"
Bed sheets covered in vicious ejaculate
Tristan has Krispy kreme sheets on his bed that are not geographal.
Code word for "burn victim," to let therapists in the burn center know they have patients coming in.
"Here comes a fresh batch of Krispy Kremes."
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when you have a krispy kreme donut and you put it on your dick and have a girl eat it off and then have her lick or suck off the sticky stuff. and have her give you a blowjob.
The other night brittany gave me a krispy kreme treat.
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The sexual performance when a man places a krispy kreme doughnut on his erected penis and either: dances around swinging his dong in a clock-wise rotation, makes a sprint around town screaming "KRISPY KREME SUPREME!", or has anal sex (hopefully with an opposite sex partner) until the doughnut flattens like a pancake takes it off his penis then throws it like a discus at his partners face. Consumption is mandatory by atleast one of the partners thereafter.
Nick finished his studio work early on a wednesday evening, so he decided to use his time wisely by performing the Krispy Kreme Supreme in the mirror.
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