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Gay 16 year old scooter rider that can’t tailwhip yet, and all he does is no footers.
I went to the skate park with Kurtis Clark to see him No footer all the ramps at the skate park.
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If you have a "Kurtis and Megan" relationship this clearly means you have been though it all. the good, the bad and the down right ugly. Alone Kurtis and Megan can be stubborn hard headed people who are both stunningly attractive and have strong personalities. they refuse to take crap from anyone and will not only stand up for them selves but for others when need be. together these two are a power couple. their heads may clash but in the end they know they rather be together than alone. perfectally perfect for each other these two are God's definition of best friends. they talk for hours about nothing...sometimes even make cat noises at each other, it doesn't matter what the situation is they always make it fun. two peas in a pod that come together to make one great bean. all megans are lost with out their kurtis'. true love incarnate, these two need to stay together through the test of time and show that true love does exist.
Megan: Hey Kurt!
Kurtis : meow!
Megan: awwww :) come here so i can rub ur ears!
Megan: Kurtis! :) i just wanted to let you know that I love you dearly and feel so blessed to have you apart of my life. without you at my side i question whether life is worth living but every time i see you i am reminded yes life goes on...always be my best friend...and lover?
Kurtis: I wouldn't miss it for the world...i love you too so much Megan! :)
Kurtis and Megan are perfect lovers
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A fat boy that is grot and smells like a poonani and he has a thing growing out of his tooth and he uses this thig to wipe his balls.
"Damn! Look at that ming Kurtis Carlyle!"
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noun- a young asian girl that squeals like a big when you touch its bum.
verb- to be a young asian girl that squeals like a big when someone touches your bum.
"Lets go ask that young asian girl that squeals like a big when we touch its bum for a hot carl." said Jeff.
"NO......, or yes?" said sexy Paul.
Jeff is kurtis-norwoodified.
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1. someone who will think of a project, then take two years to plan it and a month to do the first step
2. someone who's vocabulary consists mostly of stutters.
3. a person who feels an obsessive compulsion to research every nook and cranny of one subject, rinse and repeat when mastered.
4. someone who is finicky about others touching his hair/head.
5. a slight spazz
1. Kurtis Miller: Man, I want to start a comic. Too bad I can't finish the first page within a month... oh well, time to plan!
2. -insert normal yes/no question here-
Kurtis Miller: Uh, well, you see, erm ummm... you know... no, uh....
3. Friend: So, what do you know about the Nazi invasion?
Kurtis Miller: Oh, don't even get me started! The exact measurements of the gas tanks they used were 20x40 and contained 20000 ml each. :)
4. Friend: Hey, you're hair's all weird. Lemme fix it.
Kurtis: *squeals like a little girl*
5. Kurtis Miller: ... and the Nazi camps cooked stale sawdust bread every single... A-are you even listening to me!?
Friend: Yes Kurtis, I'm listening.
Kurtis:I'm sorry I'm being annoying aren't I, I guess it's because I'm an Aries and never get my way.
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Random guy who kidnaps my damn bf everyday after skool to play X-box!
Damn you Kurtis Norwood, you Goatse lover, I want my bf back! mwuahahaha!
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