LJ Clinton

The girl you love the most and could never live without. The reason you wake up in the morning and the reason you are smiling when you go to sleep at night. The most talented, smart, funny, athletic girl you will ever know. The most beautiful girl in the world. The girl you want to marry if you are lucky enough to have her.

She is such an LJ Clinton

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Means: jdfjdlsjldaskjdsajkjlkjkjkjlkkjjkkjjkl;FFL;jj;fdlksjdfsajklfadsk;lj

Discord friend: jdfjdlsjldaskjdsajkjlkjkjkjlkkjjkkjjkl;FFL;jj;fdlksjdfsajklfadsk;lj
Me: same bro

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lumberjim (see also LJ, Ljim, Jimbo)

1.pn.\ A Jim of unmatched burliness and machismo. Akin to a LumberJack, but much more refined and worldly.

2. adj.\ one who creates havoc around himself.

"Boy, that Arnold Schwartzenegger is almost as manly as Lumberjim"

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lj-ism

When someone “ruins” a game for you and you have minor temper tantrum and scream at top of lungs.

Dude, lj just had a major lj-ism.

LJ se BP

Exclamation. A contraction of the extremely offensive Afrikaans phrase "Liewe Jesus se Bloed Poes" (translates to Dear Jesus's Bloody Cunt). Only ever use this phrase in an argument to completely eviscerate your opponent when you are close to defeat.

Hein: "Fuck you"
Rein: "Nah, Fuck you"
Hein: "Fuck your mother"
Rein: "LJ se BP"

big lightning bolt takes both of them out.

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yet another keyboard spam

I'm so bored i'm gonna type ipooipipoipipoipiqwerwerqewrewqrewqrqwerwqerweqk;lj;lj;ljl;j;lj;lkasfdsafadsfasdfadsfdsfdsfas/,m/m/.,m/.,m/.,mzxcvxzcvzxcvzcxvcxzvzcx onto this dictionary and see what pops up!

LJ Sprint

A rapid terrifying explosion of movement towards the nearest functional bathroom in order to prevent a catastrophic spillage of immense fecal matter

Just had to LJ sprint before i made liquid brown in my pants.