Lops

Noun (Låüps) Origin: Ireland

A man with remarkably large balls. A lops' ball sack is typically large enough to influence a slight gravitational pull. Current science cannot even explain the phenomenon of Lops' utterly colossal scrotum. Lops' semen is so potent that he has been known to knock up multiple grandmothers at a time. Lops is often forced to avoid elevators as the weight of his right ball alone would exceed most capacities. Not be confused with the French word "Cons" which roughly translates to: A stupid school girl who craves being pleasured from behind, i.e. a buttslut

Girl #1: "Jesus Christ Lops just jumped in the Ocean and now there is a Tsunami in Indonesia!"

Girl #2: "Wow Lops is the man, I want to jerk him off and hope to god he lets me fondle that glorious sack."

God, Psalm 15:21 : "It took me 6 days to create the universe but 3 of those days were spent sculpting lops' enormous testicles."

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LOPS

1) Acronym - Laughing Out Pork Sausages - To Laugh so hard that pork sausages are emitted from the mouth.

2) To cause embarassment, or to make another look stupid. See Owned.

Other Variants: "LOPS Posh", "LOPS o'r tu ol" (english - "Lops from the behind)

Origins: "LOL" (to "laugh out loud"), "Pork Sausages" (also known as meat tubes).

1) Did you see that? That was very funny. *Laughs, pork sausages are emitted from the mouth*.

2) Har Har, you were LOPS'd.

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Lops

1.) Nickname, A.K.A, alias, etc for Dunlop Tires

Yo man your new ride rolling on some Lops or what?
Yeah I got some Lops on my 30s.

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lop

to chop something down

You've got to lop those trees (down) before you can start building.

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Lop

Can also stand for, Laugh out pee, when told something funny.

Deanna, you are so silly, you made me lop.

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Lop

A large BIRD that flies with its massive wingspan.

Look at that lop dive off the block! Hes flying!

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any guy named JUSTIN

This guy i know named Justin is such a lop he thinks hes cooler than me. But really he isnt.

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