tot lot

1) This term is commonly used by residents of Columbia, MD. It refers to the many expensive, well-maintained, and well-designed playgrounds installed in the community's recreational parks and along its paved paths. Since they are often partly secluded or located in the woods, they also serve as sites for teenage indulgence.

2) Additionally, "tot lot" occasionally acts as a subtle signifier that the speaker lives in or is familiar with Columbia, MD as the term is rarely used elsewhere. This can be surprising to long-time residents.

1) "The cops nearly busted us for drinking last night at the tot lot."

2) "I hadn't realized that Dr. Jones grew up in Columbia until he told me he took his kids to the tot lot last weekend."

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THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

said when someone gets roasted.

guy 1: guy 2 you a big poopoo head.
guy 3: THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE.
guy 2: :(

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Come-A-Lot

A Casino in the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas spoofing Excalibur casino.

"I played at Come-A-Lot yesterday"

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Lot Vomit

The pile of vomit found in the parking lot of a convenience store, gas station, coffee shop or drinking establishment typically on a Saturday or Sunday morning after a hardy night of partying. Because it is relatively fresh and no efforts were made to clean it up, it is easily recognizable by the splatter pattern and contents.

I was already late for work and having to dodge lot vomit on the way to grab a cup of coffee didn't make it any easier.

Lot Shark

A Lot Shark is person with a combover that raises when the wind blows hence taking the shape or resemblence of a shark's fin

Hey Mitch That lot shark's combover stands like a shark fin when the wind blows.

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lot squat

When a female urinates in a parking lot. Most often done at a concert or sporting event, lot squats are usually performed only in cases of true urinary emergency. Lot squats require dexterity and skill, as an improperly done lot squat can result in the splashing of clothing and body parts.

Note: Due to the high risk of being sighted, it is wise to engage a friend as a lookout, otherwise known as a "lot squat spot."

After knocking back a six-pack in the parking lot, Amber suddenly realized she'd never make it into the monster truck show without peeing herself. Grabbing Krystle as a spot, Amber ducked behind Cooter's Hemi, copped a quick lot squat, and then she was off to the show. Yee haw!

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Lots of Love

What your older relative on facebook (or perhaps, who just learned to use a mobile phone) thinks that LOL stands for

Your grandfather just passed away.
LOL, Mom.

(^^thinking that it means "lots of love")

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