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Adam Lambert is the new 'it' boy for for bisexuality. (Give it time...)
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HOTTTT!!!!! (which is a lot coming from a 13 yr old girl) adam lambert has got to be the hottest most talented singer out there. my favorite song of his is For Your Entertainment, and yes, he can sing like that live ( if you saw him at the AMAs then you might not think so, but i would enjoy seeing you sing amazingly well while running around with like one thousand people watching you in all black with VERY hot lights beating down on you.)
adam lambert is AMAZING =)
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To perform coitus while wearing a backwards cap -- usually worn by the dominant partner.
Guy: Wanna do it Al Lambert style.
Girl: Okay but I'm tired. So you wear the backwards cap this time and be on top.
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On the 8th day, God created work. Humanity didn't like work. Why you ask? Because mortals, work sucks a donkeys shlong. So on the 9th day, the wise and all powerful God created Georgia Lambert, the greatest boss in the history of existence. Georgia, through penis jokes and laid-backed-ness, proceeded to make work worth while. Now, Philip could earn money with a smile on his face and a beer in his hand. All was finally well in the universe.
Eric: Man, my boss sucks a fat bag of dicks. I hate work.
Philip: Sucks for you man, my boss tells jokes about bags of dicks and brings beer. Her name you ask? Georgia Lambert.
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The gay American Idol contestant who will be straight as an arrow after I get through with him ;)
Adam Lambert can serenade me anyday.
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A selfish doctor who is addicted to porn and has no friends
Why are you always watching porn and doing nothing else you are such a stan lambert
Only one of the worse schools in Pennsylvania. It has students who act crazy AF. Everybody thinks that they are special in a good way and in a bad way. Way to much bullying and none of the teachers even do anything about it. Teacher curse
Random bully in school: see you in hell
Anybody: I’m already in JT lambert