a hyper brunette, straight edge, a hard to get with girl, easily taken out to chinese food. normally sexy.
dammn!! i took out a thi-lan last night, but she wouldn't get jiggy wit' me!
Literally means "Strange penis" in hokkien,
means someone who is very hard to deal with
some of the Singaporean damn guai lan
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lan jau is a hokkien that is normally used in south east asia that mean dick, penis or cock. it is also use as a cuss word.
You want me to cut ur lan jau ?
You Lan jau , dont let me see you again!!
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Playing multiplayer games is much more fun when your opponent is in range of verbal abuse
I cant wait to pwn you at the next LAN party
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Threaten another internet hero, usually on QuakeNet IRC, to beat him up at a LAN event.
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Leader of the "Heaven Smile" terrorist group in the game Killer 7. Has the power to resurrect life with his "God Hand", which he uses for his own twisted ends. A demigod with a maniacal laugh who plays chess with his greatest enemy, Harman Smith, another man with supernatural powers (he is the god-killer, capable of destroying the life created by Kun).
Kun Lan is the Yin to Harman's Yang.
"The world doesn't change, it just turns." -Kun Lan, after catching Harman's bullet with his God Hand
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Noun: the term used to describe an easily transportable laptop with decent gaming capabilities bought by desktop owners for the sole purpose of being carted to LAN parties.
"Hey I just bought a new ASUS G55VW! Look who has a LAN Pony now!"
"Yeah lot's of people are gonna show up with their LAN Ponies instead of their desktops."