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lao gong

1. A Chinese euphemism for husband. Literally means "old grandpa".

2. An older man who is dating an attractive woman significantly younger than he.

Mei-ling, I can't hang with you tonight. I gotta go home and cook dinner for the lao gong!

by sassafrassa April 3, 2009

37πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Chung Lao

The action of kicking a pregnant woman in the boobs while drinking a glass of breast milk from another woman.

Dude I just Chung Lao'd that Bitch!

by 69PenisLover69 October 19, 2013

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


funny as Laos

Expression-can be offensive to certain individuals...

When there is that moment with all your friends that you know you'll remember til at least the next time your drunk, therefore you need an elaborate expression to descibe the previous scenario that just happened.

Me: Dude, I was just a party when some red head started talking shit, he got made as hell and started fighting all the sousas there.

Hemo: "well was it pretty funny to watch?"

Me: " Dude it was funny as Laos!"

by Taylor Serrano July 1, 2009

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Lao Hiao

Means "Dirty Old Man". Relates to an old pervert or horny old pervert.

Chin Hock, don't be a lao hiao.

by neechnich October 14, 2014

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


ms lao

The worst fucking teacher know to man also very overweight

omfg I hate Ms lao so much!
Your being a lot like Ms lao right now

by LitFam6969 February 2, 2018

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Bing Lao

If ur asian…… You know

What’s good Bing Lao

by Keamo July 21, 2021

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


lao chio

hokkien way of complimenting a foxy woman who is over 30 yrs old

look at that lao chio! dunno if she need a toyboy.

by Marcus October 20, 2004

9πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž