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When someone is actually being a cu*tlapper, but you don't want to partake in the full word. Maybe a good friend, a co worker, your sister, ex, the person who just cut you off in traffic. Lapper can be used with the full disgusted contemptuous tone, or with humorous sarcastic wonderfulness. Synonyms include cuntlike, lapper like and douchelike.
Lapper (n.)
1 .A person, male or female, who has really pissed you off. And you're really thinking cu*tlapper, but don't want to go there.
2. A friend, roommate, or someone you love who is the object of your love and tomfoolery. Say you're driving and the person in front of you decides to not partake in their God and factory given directional and they slam on their brakes to turn right leaving you pretty much careening into the back of their car. At this point it is appropriate to scream "You fuc*ing LAPPPPPPPEERRR!!" May be used either with or without fu*k, but to capture the true essence of the word, we suggest all the words.
Taking a half day or full day off of work due to " Kids hockey, Baseball, kickball, etc. Tournament. Or just leaving early to catch a train or beat traffic.
Hey Guys, Gotta take a "lapper", my kids have a tournament in Boston.
Taking a half day or full day off of work due to " Kids hockey, Baseball, kickball, etc. Tournament. Or just leaving early to catch a train or beat traffic.
Hey Guys, Gotta take a "lapper", my kids have a tournament in Boston.
Lapper is a guy on TikTok and YouTube. He mostly posts on TikTok, but will post on YouTube.
Yoo, Lapper posted a new video!
-Tiktok or Youtube, bro?
TikTok, he's a fucking idiot.
(noun) An individual who makes his/her rounds greeting everybody in a room or open area on a regular/daily basis; often thinks everybody is their friend and lacks the social awareness to differentiate between real friends and people who are just being nice to them
" Beware of the lapper. Every school/university has one, if not several. If you are friendly to him then he will be back here to talk every day."
A lesbian.
She is known to be a straddle lapper or a pussy eater. (Cunnilingus between two women).