I saw the lard ass and immediately hid my cheetos.
I saw lardo and yelled "piggy piggy lard ass"
motorized scooter-style shopping cart intended for use by the disabled but often used and abused by shoppers who are obese and lazy.
The fat lady decided it was too far to walk to the donut section of the store so she hopped on a lard cart.
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Another name for Chapstick or other lip stuff to put on your beak....
Hey, my lips are dry, throw me some lip lard.
An SUV. So called because so often the person driving an SUV is a fatass, and SUVs are such good vehicles for a lardass.
There goes that fatty in her lard wagon. Too bad she's so fat she can't drive a regular car like the rest of us.
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one whos is as fat as a nugget in a pool of lard.
James get off the couch u lard nugget