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las vegas

Don't be decived. It may be America's fastest-growing large city, but two-thirds of people who relocate there move out after about 3 years, according to the National Association of Realtors. The growth is totally fake becuase they don't stay. This proves that this shithole in the middle of the Mojave Desert is an overrated sewer that gets its money from nieve gamblers hoping to make a quick buck. What a bunch of fools. I can't figure out why this city is so popular. Do you like to lose your money?

1. it ranks #1 in car theft
2. it ranks #1 in methamphetamines and cocaine arrests
3. HIV is on the rise
4. more adult stores than any other U.S. city
5. foreclosure central. Many people are losing their homes
due to:
6. overrated housing costs
7. oppressive summer heat
8. one of America's most violent cities
9. more child kidnappings and child murders than any other U.S. city

Does this sound like a city you would want to live? I didn't think so. Why its growing so fast is beyond me. It's a shithole.

I hate las vegas and its crap. The city can go to hell.

by krock1dk@yahoo.com September 13, 2007

47๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


Las Vegas

A good shooting range

Stephen Paddock was was our first customer here at Las Vegas.

by MyPenJustBroke October 8, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


las vegas

An american city in nevada, it's basically in the middle of the fuckin desert. may have some nice casinos but mainly cactuses

person: so im from las vegas
me: oh yea that place in the middle of nowhere
person: nah mate we have nice suburbs and casinos and hotels and shit
me: and cactuses
person: and.......what?
me: cactuses

by thatguywhodidthatthingonetime December 14, 2013

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


las vegas

Some shit town where if you're under 21, you get to do nothing.

KJ got shanked in Vegas because he's under 21 and tried to score in Cheetas . . . fucktard.

by embee February 28, 2005

42๐Ÿ‘ 86๐Ÿ‘Ž


Las Vegas

A place where people living outside of Vegas and think that you can bang hookers and get a lot of money by gambling. People think that this place is highly dangerous to be at, but it's not. Las Vegas is the 2nd most lazyest city because of Drug Dealers, fat people, and drug addicts.

Tourist: Let's go to Bellagio or Fremont in Las Vegas and get drunk and streak and fuck hookers in the public!

Other Tourist: Fuck yea!

by Ninja X February 8, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Las Vegas

A place to go if you want to see booze on the streets, porn on the sidewalks, way too many casinos, lights so bright that it'll give you a headache for weeks, motels that smell like cigarettes, scum, and any other form of bullshit.

Las Vegas is America's worst city.

by Lieutenant Tarpit June 3, 2004

41๐Ÿ‘ 103๐Ÿ‘Ž


Las Vegas

The place where you go to bang cheap sluts

Las Vegas is the place to be.

by Travman December 2, 2002

35๐Ÿ‘ 89๐Ÿ‘Ž