anal lasagna

Anal lasagna is where you pour lasagna noodles and sauce and Ricata cheese in a persons booty then ram your dick so far into it that it pushes the lasagna into their intestines like they reverse ate it

Derek: my girl refuses to eat Stouffers Lasagna anymore.
Lincoln: why?
Derek: I gave her an anal lasagna a few months ago and it kinda traumatized her.

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poop lasagna

When you think you're done pooping, you start wiping, only to realize that you need to poop again. Then are you done? Yeah, wipe again. Oops, more poop? Then wipe some more. Coined by Larry the Cable Guy.

Larry was at the county fair making poop lasagna in the bathroom. "Poop, paper, poop, paper, poop, paper..."

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Bitch Lasagna

What you become when you challenge the king.

T-Series ain’t nothing but a bitch lasagna
-Pewdiepie 2018

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Bitch Lasagna

A term used to describe a ladie who won't take cloth off OR send bob or vegana pic after asking politely!

Bitch Lasagna won't send pic of bobs... what i do, i ask nice...

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Lasagna Party

Another term for a swingers party. Also known as a 'spaghetti bake'.

'Hey, you and your wife wanna come over for a lasagna party later?'

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lasagna platter

The vagina

Slang similar to trim

Oh snap, son, I'd eat her lasagna platter

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Lasagna mouth

A woman sucks multiple dicks at once

Kori is Lasagna mouth

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