french laundry

When a man ejaculates inside a woman who is still wearing panties but they are pulled to the side, after the man has ejaculated the panties are pulled back into place so the semen drains into them.

I just gave my girlfriend a load of french laundry.

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laundry mat

a place to transfer illegally obtained money so that it cannot be traced. goes in dirty, comes out clean.

Drug money goes to the laundry mat.

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Brian Laundrie

Currently harder to find then a Shining Charizard card.

Damn it's been a month and we still can't find Brian Laundrie.

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laundry hug

The act of taking laundry fresh out of the dryer while it is still hot and dumping it on someone who is lying down.

Dude I just did my laundry. Lie down I'll give you a laundry hug.

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Laundry Shooting

Placing a drunk girl in an elevator and pressing the lobby button to get rid of her instead of taking her home.

Dude 1: Did Richard take Kelly home?
Dude 2: Nah, he fucking laundry shooted her.

Dude 1: This bitch is getting super sloppy, what should I do?
Dude 2: Try laundry shooting her dude.

Laundry hamper

To place a girl in a laundry hamper with her legs sticking out and proceeding to eat her out while in the laundry hamper

get ready for the tastiest laundry hamper of ur life

English laundry

(n.) Clothes or other material that need washing because they are stained from semen.

We took Brendt to the strip club for the first time the other night... needless to say, he left with a pant-load of English laundry.

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