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Laurie Post

Although rumored to be a fictitious legend, this local celebrity has been coaching for decades. Most known for her mastery in the art of aquatic instruction, this tame dame has a rich history of developing wee young lads into olympic gold medalists. Her resume includes head coach of the Tigersharks and Blue Dolphins Swimming Teams and has also been credited for inventing the Statue dance move.

Pedestrian #1: "Was that a super hero?"
Pedestrian #2: "Nope, that was Laurie Post!"

by Birthday Cake 4 July 21, 2009

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Lauri Ylönen

he is absolutely fucktastic. i love him. lol. he writes beautiful songs too.

guilty, woah, guilty, i feel so, empty, yeh empty you know how to make feel. i never thought that the time and the distance between us could be so much colder, i'll carry the world on my shoulders - guilty, from dead letters.

by ageliki varelis July 17, 2004

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Laurie Dhue

A very hot newswoman at fox news, currently has a segment on thursdays called The Dhue Point on the O'Reilly Factor

"Hey you want to go to the strip club this Thursday night"-Joe
"Hell no, I'm going to jack it to Laurie Dhue, the hottest bitch on the news!"-Mickey

by Peter LoPresti January 1, 2008

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Laury-Ann

Laury-Ann is a kind, smart, amazing person. She is a great friend and is very talented in many things. She can always make you laugh and will listen to you even if you don't shut up. She also has a thing for pee (don't ask). Such a beautiful person with an awesome music taste. A real m8.

Laury-Ann and lactose? Bad idea man. It's all going downhill from there.

by turbulentuwuwuuwuwuuw February 3, 2020


Lauri Ylönen

one sexy beast of a man and a very talented artist

i died in my dreams whats that suposed to mean? i died in my dreams reaching out for your hand my fatel desire

by jayne July 4, 2004

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Laurie DeBoer

-a supermodel that does runway for victorias secret
-very hott
-very sexy

"Damn,u look like Laurie DeBoer tonight"

by xtremeballa987 July 27, 2004

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Lauri Ylönen

I don't think the rumor is true. He just broke up with Paula Versala...I doubt he'd rush and get married!

Chyeh...just believe me -_-

by Caty March 7, 2005

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