Lazy

Someone lacking energy, consideration, or ambition. Describes at least 50% of the people at Baumholder Army Base.

My neighbor is too lazy to pick up her dog crap so it's stinking up our yard.

I was going to get dressed before going to the store, but I was too lazy so I went in my pajamas.

I'm too lazy to google the information myself so I'll just ask someone else to do it for me.

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Lazy

A man who believes there is much grace in patience and inactivity. A man who would rather do a thing the next day, if not never! One who regards indolence and inertia as an elegant art form, to be cultivated with careful practice over time so that a habit becomes second nature. A symptom that you were born – not with a silver spoon but the whole 24-piece, gilt-edged cutlery set. The lazy man looks down upon labor as an unnecessary device of the humble and the needy to secure the comforts and qualities of life that would enable them to achieve a state of laziness. Since he’s already there, the full circle already come, he pulls out a mirror from under his pillow and gazes starry-eyed into it and says to himself, blushing at his precognition, “god! You’re awesome!”

Martha: “I hope you flushed when you were done?”
Dopey the pet poodle: “ Mama, I was too lazy to tear around the Poplar in circles to look for the flush!”
Martha: “not the Poplar under which Davis, my husband, and your dear departed owner is buried?”
Dopey:” how did you guess, mama?”

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lazy

Louise, when she's too knackered to get off her big butt to do anything, so she just sits in the dark all day watching tv with the curtains closed.

Louise, you're lazy

I know. Go away, you're letting in the light.

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Lazy

When used to describe a person, someone who can't be arsed to get off the sofa if they don't have to, won't walk if there's a bus and in general avoids doing unnecessary movement.

This type of person is also categorised by complaining about being unfit due to the lack of activity they do.

Lazy people include: Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, Mairi White

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lazy

Imperceptible interstice taking place between what you are now and what you are meant to be.

Can it be that I am becoming lazy?

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Lazy

Napping before noon.

Adam was so lazy that he fell asleep after reading 9 pages of his book at 10am... on a Monday!

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Lazy

The art in which many black people take part in. Doing nothing all day long sums the definition up. Mexicans also take part in this world wide event. Did you know that millions of these people be "Lazy" Everyday?

What do you get when you cross a black person with a mexican. Someone to lazy to steal...

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