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A more correct political ideology that opposes the right-wing and conservatism.
The left defines one who is a woman as being a woman.
The right defines being slightly bisexual as Lewy body dementia.
Unfortunately, the hierarchical, monarchist clowns that are the right decided that they didn't like that, so they decided to enslave black people to try and get back at them.
Unfortunately for them, society has become increasingly more progressive and liberal, thus improving the strength of the left.
Unfortunately for us, rights' opinions have become increasingly verbose and explicit towards the left, because once an opinion is incorrect, it stays that way.
Back in '45, 1948
I voted for a leftie and a-so did my mate
Everybody was acting up
Thought I was impostor, nah, I'm just a little sus
I gotta get my freedom, I gotta get it all
Let's vote for the left in the election hall.
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It's from the movie Transformers
What cheek is your radio in? Left cheek left cheek!
Phrase used after someone says something ridiculous. What they said was so stupid and not right, it was a left. After you state the phrase, "that's a left." you swipe their neck for being so dumb.
John: mountain dew is gross.
Jake: come here.
*John walks over*
John: what?
Jake: that's a left.
*Jake swipes John's neck*
John: fuck you.
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A girl teaching a guy with blue hair to beep
Left right left right
Beep bop beep bop
That's how you it
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Approximately 10% of people are left~handed, also referred to as southpaws. Ambidextrousness occurs in approximately 30% of people.
Oftentimes in school, natural left-handedness is discouraged for the sake of convenience~how awful! Having left-handedness is rare.
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It is right next to Moosejaw, Saskatchewan.
Ryan Stiles: Have you ever heard of a place called Moosejaw, Saskatchewan?
Colin Mochrie: Isn't that right beside Left Noob?
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A military term for the moment before a bomb explodes, as opposed to "right of boom" which is after - based on a left to right timeline. Popularized by Washington Post writer Rick Atkinson.
The Pentagon is putting a grip of money into getting left of boom with those wily IEDs.