The best profile I've come across in the soul-sucking wasteland that is online dating.
Holy shit, I encountered the Lena! Now if only she'll write me back..
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Lena is a nerrrrd, like we all love her but weβre not sure how we became friends. She loves ants and has Ariana grande hair. She is very beautiful and very squeaky and speaks German. She is also the most indecisive person youβve ever met. But hey you gottta love her
βWait your friend talks about ants and siphonophores all the time?β
βYeah dude β
βShe sounds like a lenaβ
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A girl who can tell who is being fake. She hates pettiness and liars. She is really fun to be around and always has men throwing them selves at her but she stays loyal. She becomes a new person around her close friends who is even more hilarious even if it isnβt always on purpose. She is always honest with herself and others even if it is harsh. She probably likes animals more than people. She has a nice body and is always working to make it even better.
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A good looking American girl with bangs, a basic music taste and a strong hatred towards awkward British men.
"Ah man, Lena left me on read again"
"You're awkward and British, what did you expect?"
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