Lesson 53

Reference to Content Creator Ranboo's lore on the DreamSMP.

A set of rules pops up on the screen through out his lore stream, one of them being Lesson 53 aka Never Fully Trust Anyone.

Lesson 53: Never Fully Trust Anyone.

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Life lesson

Send nudes not hate

Life lesson by an incredible WhatsApp group

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Flying Lessons

The act of having sex with a woman in the missionary position. You are both on an upper floor of a tall building and you're doing her on a table or desk or something against a window. After you come, you push her out the window.

So at work today, me and Jacky were having sex in the break room. She kept whining about my dick being too big so I gave her flying lessons.

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Lesson Horse

1. Not very responsive.
2. Ends before you thought it would.
3. Lets you do whatever you want.
4. Docile (maybe drugged).
5. Still don't know how to do it properly once it's over.
6. Generally awkward and unsure of yourself the whole time.

"I rode her last night like a lesson horse."

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I-Ready lesson

A 40 minute waste of time. Sometimes theres a short lesson but the teacher counts it as half a lesson like iutgnitugnpgnirengprntirgn. No. Ban hammer them. If schools do make students do this bias crap when I have kids ill homeschool their asses.

Litterly me when i fail an I-Ready lesson.

Russian history lesson

An anecdote or fact someone tells to make him/herself look like he/she actually knows something. Comes from Star Trek TOS, in which Ensign Pavel Chekov says that basically everything is a "Russian inwention" and why, leading to Kirk, in one episode whilst Sulu is launching into a complicated anecdote about Siberia, to announce that "if he wanted a Russian history lesson, he would have brought Mr. Chekov along".

Me: Oh, look. Flowers.

You: Oh yes, those are crocuses, the only flower that can grow in snow. I have a friend who genetically engineered crocuses and planted them on the moon-

Me: Please spare me the Russian history lesson.

You: (have just been owned)

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the anatomy lesson of dr.tulp

one of the famous and fascinating paintings by rembrandt; displaying the social, intellectual and spiritual atmosphere of the 17th century's europe. It’s a painting of a doctor named nicolas tulp who is a wellknown and influential anatomist in amsterdam; demonstrating an autopsy lesson to several students.

"the anatomy lesson of dr.tulp" impresses by the dramatic concentration of the figures on Tulp's demonstration of the dissection of a forearm.

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