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An absolute cunt. If you meet a Ben Lester, run. Don’t look back. He will ruin your life. Ben Lester’s are absolute pussies.
Ben Lester just tried to fight me, I kicked his ass with a single poke.
YouTube star AmazingPhil who joked about unicorn cum, cocaine and made glow in the dark slime all in one video. Drinks from a vase and has cereal in a gigantic bowl he calls "average sized".
Phil Lester ignored Daniel Howell's ass on twitter, my skin is clear and my crops are thriving.
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A person, more sprecifically an uncle who molests little kinders until his bones content. He bribes the kinders with tasty treats and when they go for the bait he indudlges his bone and plants eggs in the kinders bellies. He may offer the little juniors toys or sweets but the next thing you know his slick stick is half way up there brown eye, at the point of no return.
Ah jees me and johny were hanging out until some uncle lester cruised up and scooped up Jonny next thing you know Uncle Lester penetrated Johny's crusty flaps with his slippery snake. it was a disaster of epic proportions.
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Large wire frame eyeglasses usually partially tinted, associated with child molesters.
Dude, you are totally wearing lester glasses.
A man who lights up a room when he walks in. An actual ray of sunshine. A wonderful smile and attitude. Just an amzing person.
*Phil walks by*
human: Who was that beautiful person?
me: That, my friend, was Phil Lester
human: wow, what a gorgeous man
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The mo-lester is a fascinating creature. The mo-lesters father is usually involved with being a nonce however this is wrong as he is actually a nonce not involved with them. This creature is training to be a predator himself.
Oh no there is a mo-lester in that van.