lettuce

a skinny woman who prides herself on her lack of caloric intake, usually a perpetual tracker of Weight Watcher points

Skinny girl: "Anyone want to split this M&M with me?"
All the other girls: "OOOOh, that bitch is so lettuce!"

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lettuce

1) No substance, full of water.

2) an altogether useless individual, or group of people.

3) Plural forms include salad, head of, or clump. Brings to mind a wet squoshy piece of crap.

That public employee is a real piece of lettuce.

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lettuce

1. A person's hair or hairstyle.

Pete Rose has some of the worst lettuce on the planet.

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lettuce

what hockey players call beards

known as lip lettuce for mustaches

player 1: aye nice lip lettuce bro

player 2: thanks dude, your lettuce is coming in nicely

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lettuce

From euro-gelled hair language 'lataz' (which means farewell, distortion of "laters").
Good bye.

-Maaaan, I go to the Deep Dish concert, maaan.
-Okay, lettuce.
-Lettuce.

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foot lettuce

The result of putting ones foot or feet in lettuce.

"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce , the last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out that might be what you get. A four Chaner uploaded a photo anonymously to the site, showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce with the statement: This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King. Admittedly he had shoe's on but that's even worse."

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frosty lettuce

Having great flow/hair. Originally used for hockey players.

"TJ Oshie is has frosty lettuce"