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The Republican Party's eternal excuse for anything seriously criminal and/or incompetent they indulge in "for the good of America."
Average American: "Why did your President lie us into war and fail to plan for the occupation?"
Republican Blowhard Shill: "Uh...uh...uh...Clinton got oral sex in the White House from Monica Lewinsky and lied about it!"
Average American: "But he didn't--"
RBS: "You're an unpatriotic loony leftie! LA LA LA LA LA!"
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When a sloppy blow job leaves stains on clothes that remain unwashed for months until somebody else spots them out.
Playing at the office is all good, but don't you go lewinsky on me and hand over your pants to the republicans next month, you hear me, boi?
When you are caught giving head under a table
fuck my girl got caught pulling a Lewinsky
Of or referring to oral sex.
Moreso man on woman.
(derivitive of the scandal between former president William Jefferson Clinton (affectionately known as "Bill Clinton") and White House intern at the time; Monica Lewinski.
hence the term "lewinski lovin'"
Man, my girl got me in love with her lewinski lovin!
A female who was a White House intern during the Clinton administration. This intern used all of her wit, charm, and resources to get close to the President in order to charm him, seduce him, and have a sexual relationship with him, which turned to oral sex.
This woman has been chastised and insulted by everyone for doing something that ANYONE would have done. Bill Clinton is one of THE most popular Presidents in US History and had male and female admirers who were straight and gay. He is charismatic, attractive, and magnetic and just being around him is like being around a ball of energy and positivity.
Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton both acted inappropriately... there is no question about that. But, when it comes down to it, she did what many people around the country wanted to do. So, everyone needs to think twice before judging.
"Monica Lewinsky was a slut!"
"I would have done the same thing... and so would you!"
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college student, only 21 and not too bright, who probably just caved in to powerful-old-man pressure. because rich old men, especially politicians, will do *anything* to get a lube job! do a washington internship yourself, if you don't believe me. it takes some intelligence to get OUT of sleeping with them... and your average college student is neither morally opposed nor wise in the ways of the world.
by the time they're 35, most people forget about the stupid things they did at this age. i know i will, and i wish poor m.l. could too!
read samuel richardon's novel Pamela to see what Monica Lewinsky would have had to do to avoid this situation.
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