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A creature that lurks behind stacks and in between shelves. It will commonly devour small children. Sometimes the monster will reorder books from its favorite to its least favorite rather than adhering to the dewey decimal system. The library monster's greatest foe is the librarian. They are born when a creeper lurks in the shelves for too long and eventually becomes a library monster.
"I've seen that girl lurking around the stacks a lot lately. She's probably going to become a library monster."
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a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.
Male patron in library queue to take out the latest Stephen King novel: (Wolf Whistle at the librarian behind the reference desk) Damn she's hot!
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.
When you go insane from spending too long in the library and start to find everything funny. Similar to cabin fever.
"Is that the smell of your feet?"
"Yes."
Hysterical laughter ensues. Library Fever.
A library face is defined as someone who appears to be an avid library visitor. This phrase is intentionally vague for people to interpret it how they want. A person with a library face is often annoying and lacks women.
"Have you seen that tiktok guy who plays Valorant? He has such a library face"
its a grocery store, ya douchebag!
I believe this is called a food library...FOOD LIBRARY...
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a huge black tomb where books of information and secrets full of weaponry and powers to destroy humanity, angels and God himself
LETHEM enters the mausoleum to Hell's Library to gather fact sheets to restore the Holy Grounds
a vast library containing all possible 410-page books of a certain format and character set.
it is a website that contains all possible 410 page books of a certain format and character set.
anything that you can think of already exists in the library of babel