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Simon Bridges, aka Simon Fucking Bridges, is the leader of the opposition party in New Zealand politics. He has struggled with not staying relevant for the last few years and now with the CoVid19 lock downs decided he was entitled to drive to his office from his home 320kms away each week, breaking lock down protocol and looking like a complete penis throughout. In a tantrum, befitting of a 3 year old, Simon did a livestream trying to criticise the current government, lead by Jacinda Ardern, aka Aunty Cindy, good bitch, to which nearly the whole country turned on him and simultaneously shouted 'COCK'.
Trevor; "Gidday Blue, how you be?"
2nd Trevor; "Trev, did you just hear what that whiny little bitch, Simon fucking Bridges, just said about our good bitch, Aunty Cindy?"
Trevor; "Yeah, what a Cock!"
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Someone who says they’re down for a get together and then dips out 3 hours before it starts
“Oh yeah I’ll be there”
Narrator voice: Noah, the little bitch boy, was not there
When Someone has a disorder where they literally are a little bitch. Otherwise known as LBS...
A disorder where people cannot take pain, have ridiculous emotional problems, or are a little bitch.
Doc, i hurt my elbow and i cant stop crying..
Doctor: well im gonna prescribe you some LBS pills.
Whats is that doc?
Doctor: little bitch syndrome Pills.
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A person who complains or is an asshole to those around them, yet when called out or is met with a retaliation to their behavior, will whine like a little bitch and run away.
Person 1) Man this guy sure is an asshole
Person 2) Every time we out him he gets upset
Person 1) What a little bitch chicken
A complete turd who follows his best friend around and does whatever he is told to do.
Zach: Suck my penis Conner.
Conner: Okay Zach! Anything for you!
Zach: Wow, you really are my little bitch boy.
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A little Bitch would be Justin kelso who ruins everything
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A girls boyfriend that does his bidding because he’s her little bitch
She had him pick up her stuff from my house! He’s her little bitch boy!