lmao

Lets Meet An Ostrich.

Man One: Wanna LMAO?

Man Two: Sure, let's meet an ostrich!

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lmao

Le-May-Oh

"The mayonnaise" in french.

I would like lmao on my chicken sandwich.

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lmao

a frequently used "word" people use when IMing each other. it stands for "laughing my ass off" but obviously, no one laughs they're ass off, so it's quite ridiculous. we use it when something's funnier and deserves more than a capitalized "lol" sometimes people say it in person too, but that's only when they're trying to be funny... or they're just retarded.

somefathobo (2:34:56 PM): who's mom do you have to rape around here to get some cookies?
anotherhobo (2:34:57 PM): lmao
somefathobo (2:34:58 PM): it wasn't that funny... was it?

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lmao

A chatroom acronym used exclusively by morons, meant to stand for "laughing my ass off". Generally typed in response to deeply unfunny remarks, and also used to feign nonchalance when taunting someone.

1. SeXXyMoM4u: well, gtg buy some groceries
UnImaGinaTiVEFUck876663: lmao

2. Jeremy654333227819: U stupid fuckking idiot, if I ever see u on the street i'll fuckkingg kill u
UnImaGinaTiVEFUck876663: lmao

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lmao

Laughing my ass off.

Can be used in conjunction with other laughing acronyms such as lol and rofl ie. hahahahlololololroflmao!!!!1 and so on..

Used when the situation is considered funnier than a mere lol.

I've also heard this said aloud in conversation pronounced: La mayo. Also roflmao (pronounced rofl like waffle mayo) and of course lol.

me: Examples are for people who didn't explain properly
you: lmao

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LMAO

Acronymn for Lettuce Mayo Avocado Onions. MLIA

Person 1 : I'm going to the store would you like me get something for you ?

Person 2 : Yah, get me LMAO, thanks.

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lmaos

laugh my ass off silently

thats chick had me lmaos the whole time.

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