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When you are sentenced to live in a room locked with numerous big sweaty naked black men with cocks ranging from 8 to 37.48 inches, while they do indescribable things to you.
That's it Ayden! I'm sentencing you to BBC Lockdown for 3 weeks for touching Jean too much!
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When a dude has so many female friends around him in a club, he just can't get in contact with the hot woman who really want him!
Hey, check out Robert, all these girls around him... he's totally in a chick lockdown!
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Kanye West song Love Lockdown (c)2008
Keeping control over your love
even though you don't love each other
you cant get out of it
"Im not lovin you, the way i wanted to - what i had to do: had to run from you. Im in love with you, but the vibe is wrong and that haunted me all the way home"
I dont love her, but she loves me. I can't get out of this relationship, she's has a love lockdown.
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A buildup of body fat, particularly in the leg area, caused as a result of adhering to pandemic lockdown restrictions.
Steve: Hey Brad, seen Suzie since the restrictions started?
Brad: No, why?
Steve: Well try not to do a double take when you see her - serious case of lockdown legs.
Brad: I hear ya bro.
A measure that actually fucking worked
Hey wanna hear a joke? Trump actually cares enough to implement a Wuhan lockdown.
During the years of 2019-2021, COVID Lockdowns were a constant. Working from home, home schooling and minimal interactions with others led to the development of many personality phenomena. One of these was the "Lockdown John" syndrome or as it was know more colloquially "The Toey Stin"
A person suffering from 'LJ' or 'TTS' would turn any group message, irrespective of pipe (WhatsApp, Messenger, ICQ, iMessage, Yahoo!) into a sexually driven narrative, most commonly of the homosexual orientation.
Matthew B: Hey everyone, how was church reading this week?
Lockdown John: I'll read your anus with no lube if you're not careful !
Sean W: I've done some analysis on the basketball game lads, very interesting
Lockdown John: I'll give you ANAL you toey runt!