When a bitch is getting spit-roasted by 2 bald dudes and they pull out and she squirts on their bald heads, making them even shinier
Scott: Hey babe, wanna do a Dirty Loma?
Girl: Fuck yes, babe!
Where a girl is getting fucked from both ends (a man in the back, a man fucking her mouth) and the man at the front moves to the back and both men put their heads infront of her vagina, when the first man pulls out, she squirts all on the top of their heads, making them shiny and mirror-like.
Man- Hey babe! Me and my friend were wondering if you wanted to do a Dirty Loma tonight?
Woman- Maybe tomorrow babe, we did one the other day.
A man, handsome most likely to be islander, likes to eat but also workout. He’s a good cooker and very good at playing rugby.
Loma’s at the gym but he’s still eating
When your quiz is tomorrow and people need your study guide
you- “Oh my god, LOMA