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a person who will happily pay the best part of a million pounds for a small terraced house in an 'up-and-coming' area and think that they got a good deal
'Joan and Bob have just bought a 3 bed house in Stoke Newington you know - it was only £600,000 and an excellent investment.'
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Home of gangs, knife crime, drugs, poverty
See a gang of youths in hoodies walk fast to the corner then run. If you wanna see the slums of london go to Harlesden, Brixton, Peckham, Stonebridge, Some parts of Hackney, Plastow, Catford, Lewisham, Tottenham.
Innocent mother: Tony Blair my sons just been shot
Tony Blair: Quickly remove his body before people see
Innocent mother: Why is this london so messed up
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Home of street robbery, ineffective policing, knife crime, a few decent tourist attractions and bad weather. Come to London, by all means, but make sure you don't leave the safety of Southbank or the City, or your Mobile Phones, Ipods, Currency, Passports, Travellers Cheques and Credit Cards will be stolen. Then you will be stabbed, the Ambulance will take half an hour to get their and the police won't even care. Noteable places to avoid: Islington(yes...the whole of it), Hackney, Tower Hamlets, Peckham, Brixton, Bermondsey.
*Walks into any of the aforementioned areas in London*
*gets mugged, stabbed to death*
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The Capital City of Europe.
Highly populated City, and probably the most cosmopolitan easily-accesible City in the world.
Jim: Hey! Let's go to London!
Ted: Okay!
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The capital of England and Great Britain
Once the capital of one third of the world and a stroll along the many roads and avenues will show evidence of a strong past.
Long ago a industrial city like liverpool,manchester and birmingham which ruled the world.
In present it is full of Homosexuals,Liberals,Immigrants (often muslim and illegal) and other rich Guardian reading Traitors.
The real londoners are branded into this shit group of wankers,we are not all "cosmopolitan metrosexuals" what ever the fuck that means,some are real MEN not beckhamite twats.
Its time for a change london,if we keep on with multicultural bollocks then our downfall is islams victory.
Rise UP London,Rise UP Manchester,Rise Up Liverpool and Birmingham,lets make Britain GREAT again.
The reality is of a liberal muslim capital city
We should stop all this "manc" vs "cockney" or "scouse" caper and join together as englishmen,the same kind who kicked the crap out of the germans in two wars.
Long Live London and England
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london is a cute boy who is a great boyfriend and someone who will make you happy all the time.Hes a great kisser,kind,and he has a great personality an overall great person.He is someone you would never want to lose and a great friend.
Lucy:do you know london
Daniella:yea he’s so hot
Lucy:I want him so bad
Daniella:to bad!hes mine!!
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A name for a very amazing, beautiful girl. She's warmhearted and sweet and will help anyone in need, especially animals and the homeless. She has beautiful eyes and hair. She's very outgoing and oftentimes crazy and a little weird, but people love her regardless because she is herself and that's what matters most. London basically means "amazing all around".
Girl: So my new girlfriend's name is London.
Other girl: Oh sweet! That means she's amazing!
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