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When two males are having intercourse with one female at the same time. The female is giving slobbery felatio to one male while the other one is bumping uglies (vaginal or anal) with her from behind. Before the males have their sweet eruption of ejaculate, they lock arms above the female - resembling a Texas Longhorn Bovine. This term might be more relevant and used in the Southwest region.
"Last night me and my homeboy were banging this chick: he was getting some head while I was pounding it out from behind. We reared back and reached across the bitch and slapped a high five. It totally looked like a Longhorn. Then me and my homey came all over her face. We so pulled a Longhorn High Five on that chick."
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A game made up by FH5 while he had cherry desert
Jake do you play Texas longhorn Prankster
Where a broken horn from a longhorn bull is torn through the latex the male/female is wearing and injected inside the male/female's rectum, then continues to sit on the horn to push it as far as possible. (If female, inject vaginal region also to mimic a longhorns head)
Hey man, me and Sally did a 'latex longhorn' last night
Man stands up silently
Walks away
Hears puking noises outside for 30 minutes
“A sermon that has a point here a point there and a lot of bull in the middle” - Paster D🤪
Guy 1: yooo that sermon on Swiss cheese was wack.
Guy2: that was such a longhorn sermon.
Guy1: a what?!
Guy2: you know, it had a point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in the middle.
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I’m not afraid of getting spiked by a unicorn horn but get away from that longhorn.
The best college football team
The Longhorns are the best football team!!!