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The semi solid mass that forms in the dispenser, which must be picked out of the first squirt of suntan lotion, moisturizer, etc. Consistency is such that it is reminicient of a booger.
Lori: Rub this on my back.
Todd: Flip over.
Lori: Gross! I can feel the lotion booger on my shoulder!
Todd: Ugh! *flick*
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When a girl begins to tear when they look at you, specifically if you are attractive.
I don't know why but every time I look a cute guy, I begin to tear up for no reason. He's got that lotion effect when I look at him.
jamaican slang, referral to a gay man, who uses lotion to lubricate his backside for anal sex purposes
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The guy with a chronic masturbation addiction that leads to domestic chaos and eventual divorce.
Guy 1: Yo nigga what does this guy have.
Guy 2: He has Lotion Guy Syndrome
Guy 1: DAMN!
a male's seminal fluid coated down a womans throat
her mouth might have been dry but I gave her some throat lotion to soften her right up.
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The oragsmic juice from a woman's vagina that collects on your balls.
PK- Man my balls are itchy as hell
CG- Mine are never itchy my girls clam lotion keeps mine soft as a babies ass. You must be doing the boss again!
When someone ( usually a teenage male) masturbates so frequently with lotion that his hands become so soft that normal tasks become impossible.
Dude, I lotion overdosed, now when I open the fridge, my hands tear.