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The semi solid mass that forms in the dispenser, which must be picked out of the first squirt of suntan lotion, moisturizer, etc. Consistency is such that it is reminicient of a booger.
Lori: Rub this on my back.
Todd: Flip over.
Lori: Gross! I can feel the lotion booger on my shoulder!
Todd: Ugh! *flick*
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When a girl begins to tear when they look at you, specifically if you are attractive.
I don't know why but every time I look a cute guy, I begin to tear up for no reason. He's got that lotion effect when I look at him.
jamaican slang, referral to a gay man, who uses lotion to lubricate his backside for anal sex purposes
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The guy with a chronic masturbation addiction that leads to domestic chaos and eventual divorce.
Guy 1: Yo nigga what does this guy have.
Guy 2: He has Lotion Guy Syndrome
Guy 1: DAMN!
a male's seminal fluid coated down a womans throat
her mouth might have been dry but I gave her some throat lotion to soften her right up.
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Lotion, usually sold in bulk of 55 gallons or more to be installed in the preparation areas of mid to low class strip clubs. This lotion has a much higher concentration of perfume than standard lotion to mask the natural smell of the unwashed harlot and will also include glitter flakes which are invisible to all except a married woman. This glitter will glue itself to a man's beard because of sadness built into the lotion, making it impossible to remove.
John thought he was going to pull off a night at the strip club with friends but his wife busted him. She thought she noticed the smell of stripper lotion on him when he came home. It became all too obvious that he had come in contact with stripper lotion when she saw the faint pastel green fleck of stripper lotion glitter in his beard.
The oragsmic juice from a woman's vagina that collects on your balls.
PK- Man my balls are itchy as hell
CG- Mine are never itchy my girls clam lotion keeps mine soft as a babies ass. You must be doing the boss again!