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the lubricated penguin dive

preferably performed on a snowy hill, it is the act of pouring warm molasses on your weenjaunt and covering the rest of your body in chocolate sauce. proceed to take your partner by the legs and slide them down the snowy hill while yelling some sort of vicious profanity. when the perfect speed is reached, slam your steaming hot meat into your partner's cavern of glee until desired result is achieved. Repeat until complete sastisfication occurs. while this posish is extremely rare, some of the greatest sex offenders of all time have performed it with ease, such as pete the poontang thief.

me and mikes mom did the lubricated penguin dive last night like it ain't no thang

Dude your mom is such a lubricated penguin diver

Zach is the craziest penguin diver man. I saw that dude do it off a fuckin cliff.

Sometimes you just gotta give 'er the old lubricated penguin dive son.

by hot kharl November 27, 2005

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perfectly lubricated weathervane

A petite sex partner who is so wet he or she can be spun around with ease. A spinner.

Mischa was so turned on the other night she was like a perfectly lubricated weathervane.

by Hobbs_fan January 18, 2012

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hide the lubricated gerbal

gay kids hide a gerbal in each others asshole n the first to find it wins. This is played by a bunch of boys that have nothing to do at night

Hide the lubricated gerbal may hurt very baddly but for those who are gay they injoy it

by Dipinto July 30, 2006

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lubricated gopher hole

While doing a chica raw, remove you weiner, and poop in her, then finish the job

Augie gave the finest chick in the world a lubricated gopher hole.

by Annie Schwartz (hehehe) April 8, 2005

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The Giant Lubricated Horse Cock

The most sacred object of all time

Number 13
In this video, a weird Asian girl is smacking the giant lubricated horse cock. She proceeds to eat it. Rest in peace giant lubricated horse cock

by Chadeaux December 27, 2022

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lubricant may be required

An extenuating circumstance when the level of friction becomes to great to continue.

While performing a "Dirty Trapeze", lubricant may be required.

by Drew Clark September 24, 2006

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trojan her pleasure lubricated condom

a very good condom that feels as if there is nothing there while having anal or vaginal sex with your B@b!

"hold on baby i'll be right back, i have to go get my TROJAN HER PLEASURE LUBRICATED CONDOM before we have hard rough sex"

by pusssssyluvvver April 14, 2010

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