thumb lum

Any sort of penetration on any type of agricultural equipment. This includes farm animal and wet willies as well. Can be sexual or not.

"I totally got thumb lummed on my uncles tractor last night!"

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lum

lum means "lonesome" in american english language and "lonely" (British English language)

I feel so lum. Nobody loves me :((((((((((

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Shum Liam Lum Doobily

<noun> 'sh-um-lee-um-lum-doob-illy' singular: Derived from slang

A large penis

Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"

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Lum Pa Pa Lan

Phrase: lum pa pa lan /pah lun, pA lÃn/ Hk. the balls hitting the penis: pa hit + lan penis Also abbrev. to LPPL. vulg. Used to expr. that an act, a plan, etc., has backfired.

It is widely used in Malaysia.. especially among the Hokkien Dialect Community..

which means whatever you do.. you'll end up with the same or no results.. whatsoever..

richard: bro, seems like u always break up with ur gf and get back together and repeat the same thing all over again and ended up with same result.. this is what u call lum pa pa lan.

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SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS

The type of weed that makes you want to sit on your ass forever.

Dude im gonna quit my job and sity on this here couch forever because i just smoked some SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS

Chloe Lum

The most amazing and beautiful person to ever exist. Usually when encountered they make everyone around them happy

Friend: she’s such a Chloe Lum

Does of happiness

Lummed up

To get stabbed, sliced, chopped (to bits, obviously), slashed or otherwise involuntarily come into contact with the business end of an edged tool (e.g. a knife, ax, katana, razor blade etc.) to the point of being rendered no longer a nuisance or, ya know, alive.

Stemmed from the Spyderco Lum folding knife designed by Bob Lum, and the British slang term "lumped up."

Tryin' to get lummed up, are ya, mate?