lunch

Lunch.

To Masturbate Aka have sex with oneself.
This way if you have an instant messaging program you can keep people from talking to you by putting your Status to "Out to lunch" While Masturbating.

It is also a good way to talk about Masturbation in public area's without anyone having any idea of what you are actualy talking about.

It is also very amusing because Lunch is very Similiar to Masturbation. You must clean up after Lunch and you can buy Lunch or you can eat Lunch.

And you can ask people If they have lunch everyday and then laugh at them when they say yes. Because they have no idea what you just said and they think WTF

Bob: Hey, ted do you have lunch at work?
Ted: Yeah...Doesnt Everybody.
Bob: ewwwwww no not me! Thats just wrong...
ted: wtf!!!!!!

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lunched

Lunched means to be excluded or not allowed somewhere with the people your with at the time. Or your mates lying to make you not want to go someware.

Damn ive been lunched.

Any of you guys seen Robb or phil? They lunched it.

Rob phones Phil to ask if he wants to come out but John is round phil's smoking up, so Phils tell Rob that hes not comming out. So they have lunched Rob

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Lunching

To eat at around 12 or 1.

Big Beefy Jimmy and I were lunching at a French Bistro over tea last Sunday. It was splendid.

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Lunch

If one is lunch, one doesnt possess qualities of a lad, they are feminine and not up for a laugh. to say one is not lunch is a great compliment

"I'll get the beers in to prove I aint lunch"

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Lunch

When someone is acting stupid or having fun... usually as a result of being high... can also be called a "lunchbox"

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Lunching

Most likely from the French 'luncheon', lunching burst into the American lexicon circa 1992 in the Washington DC Metropolitan Area.
Intransitive verb: to laugh hysterically/uncontrollably
Transitive verb: causing above in another person

Intransitive: "I just saw a fat man driving a tiny car and I started lunching my butt off."
Transitive: "This guy... this guy right here... is lunching me out!"

"Would you like to come over and smoke and have a nice light lunch?"

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lunch

when a person is actin' a fool.

"man, this bitch is lunchin'."

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