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Lurk

1) Lurk is the act of slaughtering your enemies while remaining concealed in the shadows

2) A way to peruse the babes at a pub while seated in one of the booths with a pint of guiness

Guy #1: Dude!
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Where did Jim's head go?
Guy #3("Jim"): *Gurgle*
Guy #2: Oh shit, Guy #4 seems to be lurking.
Guy #1: I say!

by Kermit the Wise June 30, 2010


lurking

the act of mincing about a workplace.

That Sam McBrearty is always lurking around the place isnt he?

by kopitekid November 05, 2016


lurk

A lurky person, someone who just stands out and creeps on you, doesnt look like you would ever talk to them

WOW look at that lurk over there with the chuck taylors

by Dan Slim July 14, 2005


lurking

When a girl, typically named Laryssa, is randomly spying on, or boredly observing someone or something, or suspiciously looking for something to do. For Laryssa to be bored and gathering useless information about something or someone to possibly use against you in a funny situation, she would be lurking.

Laryssa is bored at home. She trained her cats to use the toilet instead of the litter box. Her cats were on the toilet and looked out the door and caught Laryssa lurking around the corner watching them.

bus boy at work:"damn, look at all that money they left on her table!"
random server:"you better not touch it, Laryssa is somewhere lurking and that bitch will stab you with a used fork!"

by justdre August 29, 2008


lurk

someone who is stealthy and ninja-like. observes others for future reference.

Superman was lurkin around those kids the other day.

by Bandit000 March 18, 2008


lurk

To get in, and effectively ruin, someone else's photo. Can be whole body lurkage, or merely two fingers. Practiced by Bubbah in Germany.

Person 1: Oh, Bubbah you lurked my photo.
Bubbah: No I..
Person 1: Bubbah SHOOSH!

by australianexchange May 10, 2009


lurk

To stalk someone, or follow them suspiciously, in a lovestruck or obsessive manner.

I.e., stop lurking on that teacher, Steph!

by Bushrat September 06, 2005