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The circumstance of being completely, totally, and unetquiviquably, screwed.
Guy1: Hey Jasper, I took Gertrude to Cold Stone on our first date. It cost me $27!
Guy2: You got totally Lynx-ed Albert!
Friend1: They're laying us all off but my boss just went on TV showing his in-home basketball court.
Friend2: That sucks. You guys are getting Lynx-ed.
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Cat litter from a character named Lynx in Fortnite. Usually calling something trash.
That move was lynx litter.
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First of all, I'm so sorry.
You had a very rough life, leaving you with your sharp survival instincts and trust issues. By "survival instincts" I meant surviving in the world, not the wild. You had to learn the bitter truth at a relatively young age, so you never got to experience the so called fairytale years. I know you often wonder if there are still any real emotions left in you, but I promise that you're not a bad person and it is not your fault.
- a kinnie
Person A: I'm an Ash Lynx kinnie
Person B: Oh my, who hurt you?
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The worst fucking cat breed ever they piss under your bed and scratch your ass
"I hate bob he pissed on the couch AGAIN"
"Who's bob"
"My lynx point Siamese cat"
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When russian hacks strike your servers and try to get money from you, you say: lynx go fuck yourself
Lynx: Give me 5000$ or i'll take your server down.
Dude: Lynx go fuck yourself.
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A Crazy Youtuber. He currently has 1.2K subs. The channel is focused on gaming. The most common videos on the channel are Fortnite and Call of Duty
LynxRevolv is a crazy YouTuber who makes videos about popular video games. Lynx Revolv means a YouTube channel
What da feline "chain of command" is only as strong as.
In da famous "modern-day Great Flood" episode of da cartoon-series dat featured everyone's favorite fuchsia-colored feline, da shamelessly-conniving fur-seeker initially seems to be succeeding in his selfish quest, but then finds to his dismay dat his cat-trapping hustle was only as strong as its weakest lynx --- i.e., da one reluctant fluffy-pelted "hold out" who'd declined to unquestioningly board "Nora's Ark" was da one who caused said greedy miscreant's "well-laid plans" to come to wreck.