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You can’t get cooler then Scott Lyons. He canonically has the biggest dick in Europe and is a good at everything that he tries. Every woman was to sleep with Scott Lyons even some men. *Scott Lyons is not open to the latter but is cool with it as he would want to Sleep with Scott Lyons too*.
I want to suck Scott Lyons’s Cock “every Woman ever”
to have an affair with your best mates wife
"My best mate was sleeping with my wife...yeah he did a Garry Lyon on me"
miles lyons is a sweet, caring, funny, smart, and adorable guy. He is really talented at playing guitar. I have a miles lyons and he is the best person i could ever ask for. He loves me for me and dont care if there are rumors going around because he believes me and i love him soo much!!
Whos that awesome guy??
Thats miles lyons!
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A Football powerhouse in NorthWest Iowa. With 2 NFL player births from the school. They represent themselves as Wildcats wearing the colors Blue and White. 4 football state championships, 1 men's basketball, and 1 state track championship. The West Lyon Wildcats have an outstanding head coach that goes by the name Jae Rozeboom. West Lyon also has 1 Paralympion to come out of the small town school.
Awe we're playing West Lyon.... better hit the showers early.
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A special task force which included the two gods. Lyons and Uhlenbrauck.
Together they invented math and the english language and both were the first rappers known to man.
With there amazing skills and abilities, they were the gods of all gods. Known for blessing people with their skills and marking them with their names.
Scientists believe that one day someone will be born with both Lyons and Uhlenbrauck in their name, and when the day comes, Gods will once again walk the earth.
"yo he attacked you like is he was a lyons-uhlenbrauck!"
"your shaking like if you saw lyons-uhlenbrauck!"
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A great TINY town which is home to Lyons High School which, in it's class of 2010 it had whopping 79 students!! All kidding aside, Lyons is a great town with great people!!
Person 1: You ever heard of Lyons, Colorado?
Person 2: Where the hell is Lyons?
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She is often spoken of as a goddess. It is said that her beauty rivals that of a 1,000 sunsets and that if you are to stare at her eyes you will be lost in them for days. Her presence is considered a blessing by most. Her smile has been known to light up rooms. Her voice has been compared to that of an angels. Her Heart is pure and true. And she has only ever loved one man and he is truly the luckiest man alive.
Macie Lyons is the Ying to my Yang
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