mps

Verb. To goof up. To make a complete fool of one's self.

Noun. An idiot or a goof. One who partakes in stupid acts.

Matt: So I was trying to catch the ball when I mpsed and ran into a concrete pole.

Nicholas: Wow. What a total MPS!

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MP

Acronym for Member of Parliament. In the UK,MPs are white middle class people who wear glasses and have thinning grey hair. Most MPs own several homes paid for buy the people who voted them into power. MPs in the UK, were once in charge of voting on issues of public policy but have given these powers to the French and the Germans in the form of an organisation known as the EU.

MPs have become famous for asking the public to pay for essential items for their homes such as bath plugs, cat food and the cleaning of moats. Some female MPs most notably Jaqui Smith enjoy watching pornography with their ugly middle class husbands.

An MP has resigned for claiming his homosexual tendencies on expenses. This will force a bi-election.

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MP

Used by Pagan people as a greeting on the 'net.
It means "merry part"...

Me: It's getting late, I think I'm going to go.
You: Ok, talk to you later.
Me: mp
You: mp :)

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MP

The Most Dangerous Gang In all of Murdaland USA these niggaz have been known to go hard and be in numerous fights.

Those MP niggaz go harder then anybody that i know...

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Mp

Mp is a gang located in England

Robber 1: Yo let’s go ask these mans for the time and then rob their phone

Robber 2: Nah fam that’s Mp Chubz and Mp AzA

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MP

Abbreviation for Man Power.

Sergio - Hey, i think i saw you walking outside the store with your girlfriend, I didn't say hi because I wasn't sure if it was you...
Mario - Who was carrying the bags?
Sergio - The man of course...
Mario - Than it wasn't me...
Sergio - Wow, that's some serious MP

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mp

Its an abbreviation used in baseball for a middle relieve pitcher that is used for the 7th inning an on.

Hey Dad!!! when is the MP going into the game? When the starting pitcher finishes the 7th inning son. Now go get me that beer before the mp comes in richie!

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