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To pull out of a commitment at the latest possible opportunity, often to the severe detriment of other parties involved.
Person 1: "Dude, can I have a kidney?"
Person 2: "Sure"
On operating table:
Person 2:"Lol jk, no kidney for you"
Person 1: "You're Doing a Mace! Noooo"*Dies*
An overly large turd with jagged edges. Sometimes comes in multiple parts.
Dude I had a war mace last night. I'll never crap the same.
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The act of talking about your Mac computer so joyously it seems like you get the same amount of joy from jacking off.
Meghan - Did you hear, James got a Mac Book and an I-touch?
Tom - Yes, I heard. James was Macing off in my ear for the better part of an hour about how awesome his new Mac is.
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also know as a "mong" or the meat between a mans legs
charley mace is the chode on the mong monster
Another term for male ejaculation.
"Son! She had Cupid's Mace all in her eye it was GREAT!"
A noun. A flatulant gas release used to ward off homosexual tendencies near the anus.
Clayton tried to come at me after a few beers, so I had to use my dick mace to get his faggot ass away.
See bear
After making love to your bear, you quickly spray them in the face, targeting the eyes, with your semen, giving you time to escape.
"Before I came, I started bear macing my partner and shot out the door while he was stunned"
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