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Tits Magee is a person, any person, with nice tits, or huge fatty titties, or sporting medium tits and great cleavage. When you refer to someone as tits magee you can do it in front of them or close to them and just refer to them as "magee" and drop the tits. They can be ugly, hot, fat, but when you refer to a fat person as "magee" you say it with a sort of sarcastic snarl, but a hot chick would be refered to with a desired tone.
Guy 1: "Hey, who hit on you at the club?"
Guy 2: "Fuggin tits magee"(with a sarcastic snarl cause she was fat and obnoxious and had hug fatty titty cleavage that shook like a tsunami tidle wave when she danced).
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A wielder of will. A nexus of power that has tapped into the very living ley lines of the cosmos! He can shake the bounds of creation with but a single word! The Heavens bow down to the might of his magic! The Gods quiver in fear that he should find them lacking in his favor. Reality itself is his plaything, nothing more than clay in his masterful and precise hands!
"Black Mage is a pervert!"
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Commonly seen nowadays in the HIlarious sprite comic 8-Bit theatre. Is known for his min/maxing of abilities, and being a master of versatility. A jack of all trades, can switch around stats at will. Is burdened by the bane of all twinkers, a low CHArisma stat.
"My plans ALWAYS work, it's the laws of physics that get in my way!"
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The act of skeet magee is to do something amazing by way of skeeting. Just like the famous Skeet Magee untied a gigantic knot by dropping huge skeet loads on it. He also hit a baseball 200 ft. with just one high powered skeet shot, anyone else who has tried this has been seriously injured (think about it, a baseball coming straight at ur meat at 70 mph...).
Skeet Magee was a famous kid who grew up in the 50s and 60s. Noone knows if the kid was real or just a legend. Skeet Magee is best known for ejaculating in public, he also untied a gigantic knot by dropping huge skeet loads on it to moisten it, he won a huge supply of pizza by untying it. The onlookers were amazed at the sheer size of his skeet loads. Skeet Magee also eased racism in the town by teaching the kids to ejaculate in public to promote peace. Skeet was not always accepted in the town, since ejaculating in public was unheard of in the 50s and 60s. He was insulted by a bully at school that told him "You dont know a cha cha from a waltz." apparently an insult at that time... Skeet Magee vanished in the late 60s. There has only been one alleged siting of him since then (he was the bum masturbating on the bus in a story told by Dave Chappelle, this has not been confirmed). Skeets' last words before leaving were "I came, I saw, I skeeted. I hope you will do the same"
Dave: "Did you see the new Superman movie?"
Farnsworth: "Nah man, what happened"
Dave: "Superman stopped a speeding bullet by skeeting on it"
Farnsworth: "....Yeah right..."
Dave: "LOL nah man I wish..."
Farnsworth: "Skeet Magee himself would have been proud of that lol"
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In the first Final Fantasy game, a potentially well-balanced mix of Fighter, Black Mage, and White Mage.
In 8-Bit Theater, a transplant from the D & D universe obsessed with statistics and not much good in actual combat, but a great deal of good for witty comments...especially when he's the butt of the joke.
"I am...THE RED MAGE!"
(Cheesy lensflare, GO!)
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When the hood (labia majora) of a vagina peels back, revealing the mage, or the clitoris.
Kurtis: Ohhh dude I found the hooded mage on that chick last night!
Simon: Dude thats sweet!
The definition of "lazy bastard".
Hobbies and Interests:
I sit around and do nothing?
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