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You have to wear a Maid outfit for the rest of the month of May, No Denying it
underTV: ay it's maid may, wear the maid outfit now
Nebi: alright sure
The feeling when you return to your vacation hotel room after going for a walk, with an intestinal explosion imminent, only to see the maid cart in the corridor near your room. There's a visceral feeling of panic when you realise you may have lost "home field advantage" for your imminent morning joy dump. Particularly relevant after a big night in Vegas.
Dave was looking forward to a good half hour post-breakfast sit down with a copy of ESPN magazine after his tequila and Coors meltdown when he spotted the dreaded cart and had a major attack of maid anxiety.
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A slang for minutes, a unit for measuring time.
Gimme 10 minute maids and I'll be done. Just 10.
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Referring to unpopped popcorn. An Old Maid was considered a virgin that did not have her hyman popped. The similarity is between popcorn that was not popped and Old Maids that have not been popped.
Not pre-heating your oil for popcron will yeild less old maids.
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A nickname for cannabis, thought to of originally started in Dorset, England. To let other users know they must not talk about cannabis openly.
Examples of Turkish maid:
I want to hire a maid- i want to buy some cannabis.
Is the maid wearing perfume - is the cannabis sprayed or unsprayed.
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During sex, when the man is about to come, he pulls out, throws the sheets over the woman and then comes all over the sheet instead. The woman uncovers herself and then gathers the dirty sheets and proceeds to do the man's laundry.
I didn't want her to get pregnant, so I pulled a dutch maid on her. Gotta love not having worry about the sheets getting dirty.
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A male trained to perform housekeeping and other duties of a maid. Often submissive in nature, the male maid is sometimes willing to be attired in traditional (female) maid's clothing.
His fantasy was to become the feminized male maid of a rich and powerful woman.
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