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When (s)he is mad at you, and doesn't wanna slip it in your box, but reluctantly does it anyway.
"He was pissed when he lost that argument last night, he was such a Salty Mailman when we went to bed."
the reason your mom hasn't come home...
Dad I haven't seen mom in a while...
*sniff* Shes gone
Why?
...The mailman