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What you put on a sign and bring to a women's rights rally.
Bob put "Bitch make me a sandwich" on a sign and got knocked the fuck out.
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Comes from Seinfield.
I use it as a replacement for "this is making me angry", just like goerge does in a later episode.
You are at a cinema, people keps yaking on the phone, "these pretzels are making me thirsty" (this idiot is making me mad)
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what u say to a woman when u dont want to put up whith any more of her shit.
sara told me to switch off the football game, but instead i told her to shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich.
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A saying used when one person completely dominates another person in a game, contest, sport, etc. Implies that the winner has complete possession of the broken competitor, thus placing the loser in a condition of servitude in the form of the construction and delivery of a sandwich.
We're not playing again-I just beat you 50 times in a row! I think it's time for you to go make me a sandwich.
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The ultimate way to get that sandwich you want when you can't leave your computer because someone is wrong on the internet!
-Make me a sandwich.
-What? Make it yourself!
-Sudo make me a sandwich.
-Okay.
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A seinfeld reference. Can be commonly used when you are angry, or also when someone is complaining about something trivial.
Person A -"I dont like my car because it only has two cupholders"
Person B - "These pretzels are making me thirsty"
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A popular comment on memes. It can be used on almost anything but generally means whatever the comment is on makes that person have sex.
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