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The cutest guy in the school. all the girls love him. but the only girl that is right for him is any girl named grace, especially one with a last name that starts with v, w, or z, and that has a birthday in June, July or August, and the date an even number. Malcolm is tots hot and deserves to have the perfect grace!
"man, malcolm is smoking, he is perfect for that grace girl!"
"look at malcolm and grace, they are perfect for each other."
"i'm soooo jealous of malcolm and grace, they are meant to be."
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A person who is usually very squeaky until the age of 16.
Tyrone: whats wring with that guys voice.
Tanner: That’s Malcolm you probably know him from call of duty voice chats.
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the most nicotine addicted kid you will ever meet. He smells like gravy and his nose looks like a grapefruit. He can’t live without his prized possession the juul
He has a nicotine addiction? What a Malcolm!
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This is a male who enjoys the arts of eproctophilia or better known as fart fetish. Malcolms commonly receive pink eye and typically have bad breath. most females attracted to Malcolms are big girls who don't mind passing there gas for a purpose.
Heard that guy is a Malcolm, his wife always eats burritos before bed so she can help him out.
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The best dad in the world. Sincere. He takes up for others. He protects his children at all cost. Best man you will ever meet in your life. It's hard for him to show his emotions. He is shy and fun.
Malcolm:Are you ok
Child: No
Malcolm starts car
child: Where are we going
Malcolm: To get Icecream
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The Black X's bouncers put on underage people at nightclubs with permanent marker. Used to indicate "underage or w/o ID" With respect to Malcolm X.
The bouncer proceeded to draw a black X on the back of my hands after I failed to produce an ID. I immediately went into the bathroom to wash off the Malcolm. No offense Malcolm X, but a white, underage Bro needs nothing to do with you tonight.
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A born badass who is ready to kick anyones ass
Malcolm lui cailbre
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