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Spider-Man (acted by Tom Holland) is a character created by Marvel, so that the beaches get more sand.
*at the beach* I love all this white Spider-Man!
When getting ready to cum, you do the spider-man shooting a web move and yell “Tooooobbbbeeeeyyy” as you finish on her face!
Last night I was hooking up with this chick and I hit her with the Spider-Man, Yelled Tooobbbeeeyyyy so loud I thought I was gonna open a portal to another multiverse!
Different from The spiderman, The spider-man is a sex move which is a variation on the classic "yeet" in which the given partner forms their hand into the spiderman web slinger shape. Once the shape is made you fling yourself into your partners vaginal opening using your ring and middle finger and then using the girls vagina to propel yourself forward. This move is popular among lesbian porn stars.
"I didn't tell my girlfriend that I was gonna do the spider-man and now she is mad."
verb. when a man or a woman is so drunk that they need to use the wall to get across the room and keep from falling over. It only becomes 'spider-manning' when the person places both hands on the wall and shuffles their way across, like when Spider-Man crawls along walls.
Person 1: Lot of drunk people at this party, right?
Person 2: Seriously, that girl is so drunk she's 'spider-manning' it to get herself across the room.
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The act of tying up your sexual partner and face fucking them, until you finish on his/her face in the shape of a web.
Person 1: "Hey dude, I noticed that you really hit it off with Jenny last night, then you dissapeared suddenly, where did you go? We were worried about you."
Person 2:"Hey, yeah, nothing to worry about dude, we went to my house and I spider-manned her real hard!"
Person 1:"Daaaaaamn... Dude you work hella fast, you are the Flash of fucking!"
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(verb) To marry a woman, have sex with her, and then arrange a deal with the devil to retroactively negate the marriage, altering past, present and future so that the marriage never took place.
Mary Jane? Yeah, I Spider-man'd that biatch. Hard.
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