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Fears The Middle aged White woman with blonde hair. yes you heard me, KAREN. The biggest hunter of McDonalds, and StarBucks Managers. She complains and whines about the dumbest shit possible. No wonder your manager fears those things so much.
Innocent Retail worker: Hello Maam welcome to McDonalds, may i take your order?
Karen: *Makes her order*
Innocent Retail worker: Ok That will be $14.67
Karen: EXCUSE ME?! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY?! YOU WILL NEVER DISRESPECT ME IN SUCH A MANNER EVER AGAIN!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
An afro american man who runs a kfc branch
Hey you are a kfc manager aren't you?
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Management company based in London. Only famous for printing their name on pretty much all One Direction merchandise. Couldn't keep up with demands from Little Mix, Torments directioners everyday and ruined Aiden's career before it even started.
Man: That blokes new single totally flopped!
Girl: I bet he's with Modest! Management then.
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the battle cry of all karens, just to annoy people who actually do stuff other than sitting at home posting shitty memes, while the husband gets all the money and karens rapes peoples eardrums.
person 1: Hi karen its a-
karen: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME BITCH
person 1: all i said was its a ni-
karen: I WILL SUE YOU INTO THE FUCKING GROUND BITCH GO LIVE THE WORMS
person 1:well imma hea-
karen: LET ME speak to the manager
person 1: im unemployed
karen: ...
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1. To be a company's complete bitch
2. Person who has the ability to hire hot girls so they have something to look at
3. Someone who is most likely underpaid for the job that they actually do so they pawn most of their work off on other people.
1. The Store Managers worked off the clock on my 3 day weekend 'cause his boss didn't give me enough notice about having to go work at that other store and he already had my hours in for the week
2. Did you see that total skank the Store Manager hired? You know what he's going for...
3. That Store Manager gets paid the same no matter how many hours he works
A semi higher up(usually retail) who spews out bad ideas from their higher ups that will ultimately help Wal-Mart kill the company faster.
99.9% of the time these people have zero idea what they are talking about and just serve to make a persons time in retail far worse than it should be.
I am the District Manager you have to listen me!!!!!
Extended Warranties and Instant Credits will save this company.
I am cutting your stores hours.
You are fired for pointing out that I am stupid.
A medical condition that compels superstar athletes to voluntarily or involuntarily, act like a canine that lacks a Y-chromosome.
LeBronze will be out tonight against the Golden State Warriors due to load management.
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