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He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.
Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.
3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.
“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe
“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious
Someone who has a strange obsession with milking older pregnant women.
Hide your mother! The mommy milk man is here and wants to make his morning delivery!
When you are pumping a pregnant chick and as you bust a nut in her you squeeze her titty so you get a mouth full of milk.
Last night i gave your wife a the milk man
My mom's black and white toy she puts in her spiecal spot
Me-"Nice toy mom"
Mom-"Fr he's the milk man"