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The best man in the world! He's empathetic, caring and always has a nerdy dad joke to make you smile. He's very sexy but can't take a compliment so make sure you tell him how handsome he is so you can see him get embarrassed and change the subject! If you find a Marcelo, never let him go. Marcelos make excellent partners and husbands! Marcelos also make excellent cat dads.
"Are you going out with Marcelo?" "Why, yes, yes I am." "Damn!!! You gotta lock that man down!"
The love of my life
The Man i want to marry and have sexxxx forever
Marcelo the father of my children that we will raise in our cozy home.
Love of your life
Joana
Marcelo: i love you
Joana: i love you too
To Marcelo Bielsa someone it means to shove a 8 inch dildo(preferably black) into ones asshole whilst trying to shit at the same time( you wouldn’t notice the difference in colour on the dildo). After doing this you would sniff it very thoroughly and get your sexual partner to suck it off and not tell them there is shit on it.
Hey you want to do the Marcelo Bielsa?
Yeah sure go on let me get the big black dildo I have in my bag that my mum let me borrow.
Ughhhhhh that feels so good (proceeds to shit on it)
Time to sniff it Luke sniff it.
Can you suck it off now babe it’s nice and juicy for you
Okay Luke
( This took place in slug and lettuce toilets)